2018 Buyer’s Guide: The Best Realistic Dildos

You might have thought in the past of buying a realistic dildo, but perhaps you knew very little about various types and their performance.

A realistic dildo is just how the name sounds. They’re made to act and feel like the real deal once you slide them in.

In this article, we're going to review our top picks for the best realistic dildos and cover all the major details as to why they made our list. 

Comparison Chart of the Best Realistic Dildos

Product

Our Rating

Price

Lifelike Lover Classic Dildo

​King Cock Girthy Suction Cup Dildo

Lifelike Lover Classic Extra Long Dildo

Adam’s True Feel Dildo

​All American Whopper 

Best Realistic

Vibrating Dildo

Bust It Squirting Dildo

Best Realistic

Squirting Dildo

​ KingCock Double Trouble Dildo

Best Realistic

Double Dildo

What Makes for a Good Realistic Dildo?

With the many different shapes, as well as sizes available, we are sure you’ll find one that fits your fancy - whether it vibrates, ejaculates, has that perfect shape or has a double head.

It's Easy to Clean

Another question you should ask yourself before buying is how easy is this product to clean?

With a softer outer shell, many of the products are hard to clean and tend to be more porous than a traditional silicone dildo. 

Therefore, you should be aware of the maintenance factors involved in keeping your realistic dildo in tip top condition.

It's the Perfect Size for Your Experience Level

Size is a different story.

As with the millions of men in the real world, manufacturers of these toys take the many different shapes and sizes into consideration when producing them.

You can find a realistic cock that’s shaped after a specific porn star, as well as one that’s small in length or girth.

When it comes to making your final decision, you have a wide variety of length, girth, skin color, and shapes to choose from

Just choose the one perfect for you. 

Do Realistic Dildos Actually Feel Real?

The amazing mixture of materials that manufacturers use today, certainly do their best to make a dildo feel like the real deal.

One that aims to be more realistic is soft to the touch, pliable when it’s ridden, and yet firm to help give you increased pleasure.

Most realistic models have a hard inner core made of silicone and an outer surface material that varies based on the manufacturer.

Producers of realistic dildos like clever names such as UR3, Cyberskin, PleasureSkin, TPE, Soft-Touch and Loveclone because they don’t want to give up the secret of their trademarked material.

When you’re searching for a great dildo with realistic features, there are some things you should educate yourself about such as range of material, size, suction cup, shape, and durability.

Review of the Best Realistic Dildos

Lets take a look at the best products that made our list and outline why!

1. Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo

Simple is sometimes best. But just because it’s simple, doesn’t mean it isn’t great. In fact in this case, the Lifelike Lover Classic is a sight to behold and a toy for the ages.

Made from life like rubber with an insertable size of 6 inches, the Lifelike Lover provides a realistic feel, with its molded head, veins and even balls, as well as a flexible construction so you can hit all the right spots.

With or without a partner? It doesn’t matter either way. 

It is harness compatible for those times you want to share the love and comes with a handy suction cup for when you want to go it alone.

There are so few limits to this dildo that no toy drawer is complete without one. 

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Pros

  • Latex free for those with allergies
  • Flexible construction to reach the right spots
  • Realistic build for those who want their toys like the real thing
  • Suction cup and harness compatible for playing with, regardless of who you have with you

Cons

  • No vibrate function
  • At only 6 inches the size can be lacking for advanced users

Bottom Line

An absolute gem of a dildo with a multitude of uses, providing hours of play, both with or without company.

Incredibly versatile with a great realistic feel and flexible construction there isn’t much the toy can do, outside of the obvious lack of vibrate function. 

2. King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy Suction Cup Dildo

Bigger is better right? Well there aren’t many toys this size that retain such a realistic look and feel.

The King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy measures in at an eye-watering 8.5 inches in length, with a girth of 7 inches.

This toy is truly a sight to behold as the detail is not lost in its size.

Featuring a realistic molded head, with veins and even a hand-finished skin texture, you get one of the most realistically detailed toys you can buy.

But not only is it brilliantly realistic and huge, it also comes with a handy suction cup for those times you would rather be “hands free”; and for those planning to share the moment, it is even harness compatible. 

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Pros

  • High quality realistic finish
  • Nearly 9 inches of insertable length, with no balls
  • Suction cup for solo sessions and harness compatible

Cons

  • Much too large for a beginner
  • Base isn’t much larger than the body, so be careful
  • Bit of a smell fresh out of the box, but should disappear after a wash

Bottom Line

If size and realism are your thing, then you will struggle to find a better dildo than this. When you factor in the utility gained from its suction cup and harness compatibility you cannot go wrong at all.

Just be careful with the size, especially if you aren’t used to something this big. Use plenty of lube and always take your time.

3. Lifelike Lover Extra Long Dildo

For those who enjoy the big things in life, the 9 inch Lifelike Lover Classic is a true dildo of choice.

With an insertable 8.5 inches of length and 6.5 inches of girth, the Lifelike Classic comes packing length and girth, as well as a myriad road map of bulging veins across its surface. 

Featuring a large rounded head for easy insertion, and a simple suction cup at its base for hands free fun, the Lifelike Lover is great for those looking to step up to a larger dildo before tackling something much, much bigger. 

With a flexible body to hit all of the right spots, this toy can be strapped into a harness to really go hands free and enjoy the moment with someone else.

Made from a Skin Safe Rubber and containing no latex, this dildo works great with lashings of water based lube and provide hours of fun for a more experienced user.

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Pros

  • Flexible body for hitting the right spots
  • Excellent detail for those who like a realistic feel
  • Boasts a suction cup and harness compatibility for the perfect hands free sessions

Cons

  • Not for beginners. Always start out with something smaller

Bottom Line

If you like the more prominent features in a realistic dildo, then this is the toy for you. The detailed veins add a unique feel providing stimulation up and down the shaft, while the size will drive you mad.

Make sure to lube up plenty though as the size can be quite intimidating if you aren’t used to it. 

4. Adam’s True Feel Dildo

The Adam’s True Feel Dildo is one of the most realistic dildos on the market. Handcrafted and painted, no details were left out.

The shaft has pleasant veins and the tapered head feels natural when inserted. We found the ball sack to be proportional in size and helps with harness capabilities. 

The outer TPE shell is very soft to the touch and the inside features a firm silicone core that has just enough flexibility; this also helps the dildo remain stiff during use.

The size of this is 7-inches with an insertable length of 5.5-inches; the girth is 1.5-inches which makes this perfect for someone who has more experience.

This can also be ordered in a XL size for those searching for something bigger.

Keep in mind, the suction cup may be a problem after continued use and the item is not very easy to clean.

Positive Things

  • Harness compatible
  • Inner core is firm and hard
  • Available in different skin colors
  • Feels soft like skin when touched
  • Moderately sized - great for various experience levels and anal play
  • Can be ordered in an XL for people searching for more length and girth
  • Features life-like features such as a veined shaft, natural shaped head, and ball sack

Things to Improve

  • Suction cup is small and tends to come apart after continued usage
  • Hard to clean. The rubber is porous and can become dirty after prolonged use - constant maintenance is needed

5. Best Realistic Vibrating Dildo: All American Whopper Vibrator

The All American Whopper Vibrator turns out to be a great choice for a realistic vibrating dildo.

Made by Nasstoys, this model is constructed with TPE RealSkin which has a soft natural feel and stays extremely firm during use. 

The veined shaft is available in a wide assortment of styles and lengths, which is ideal for nearly all users.

Sizes ranged from a 4.5-inch model - perfect for anal play, to a whopper that has 8-inches of insertable length.

Each model has a natural head which was easy to insert, but some don’t feature a ball sack. The suction cup is good and secures firmly in place on many surfaces too.

This style of realistic vibrating dildo is also universal harness compatible. The vibrator offers 3-speeds of pleasure too.

The added excitement of a vibrating bullet helps the overall experience, although at times the attached cord and motor noise can seem troublesome.

Drawbacks to this product included a chemical smell that is not pleasant and a desire for the heavily veined shaft to be more flexible. However, the smell does fade after a few washes.

Positive Things

  • Three vibration speeds
  • Bullet vibrator included
  • Universal harness compatibility
  • Dual jack for bullet vibrator and dildo vibration
  • Variations available in size and shape to please users

Things to Improve

  • Chemical smell
  • Motor can be loud
  • Ridged and not very flexible
  • Vibration was not that strong

6. Best Realistic Squirting Dildo: Bust It Squirting Dildo

The Bust It Squirting Dildo by Doc Johnson scores high marks for several reasons including size, shape, and the overall squirting feature.

This dildo is constructed out of PVC which has a life-like feel on the outside yet remains stiff while in use.

The overall size is just over 9-inches with an insertable length of 7-inches; the girth is close to 2-inches. 

The biggest drawback to this dildo is cleaning the inside of the ejaculation tube, as well as the syringe. 

There's a slight chemical smell when the package is first opened, but that disappeared over time.

This realistic squirting dildo is available in a variety of skin colors too.

Because of the overall size and length, this model is not recommended for beginners. Aside from that, the squirting feature was a big hit and turn on among users.

The item is compatible with the O-ring and Vac-U-Lock harness systems. Another plus we liked was that the Nut Butter Ejaculation Cream is edible.

Positive Things

  • Realistic ejaculation feel
  • Available in a variety of skin colors
  • Nut Butter Ejaculation Cream is edible
  • Natural feeling texture, a long veined shaft with a nice tapered head, and great girth

Things to Improve

  • Chemical smell
  • Not for beginners
  • Small suction cup base
  • Squirting feature is hard to clean

7. Best Realistic Double Dildo: KingCock Double Trouble Dildo

The KingCock Double Trouble Dildo by Pipedream is our choice for the best realistic double ended dildo. 

The tapered heads on both ends are ideal for insertion - one being slightly smaller than the other and perfect for anal play. 

This realistic double ended dildo is pliable enough to stretch apart for dual play with a partner, but the U-shape is truly beneficial for double penetration.

At times, people expressed this could have been firmer when rapidly inserting the item into both holes. Another drawback is the chemical smell which goes away after a few cleanings.

Positive Things

  • Can be stretched for dual play
  • Realistic feel and large veins along the shaft
  • Tapered ends and the U-shape was nice for double penetration

Things to Improve

  • Chemical smell
  • Can be flimsy during rapid insertion

Bottom Line

The PVC texture of this realistic double ended dildo feels like a real cock with hand painted details.

The KingCock Double Trouble Dildo is available in different skin colors and three sizes. This is ideal for any user regardless of experience.

Conclusion

In the end, we think these realistic dildos hit all the right spots for pleasure and play. The realistic feel of these are fantastic and feature an assortment of details that stand out.

The top qualities include hand painted veins, unique tapered heads for easy insertion, and the fact that most are complete with nicely proportioned ball sacks.

Many were also compatible with several types of harnesses which is great for a number of reasons and user needs.

One of the major drawbacks for many is the chemical smell associated with the product when first removed from the package. However, in most cases this smell is minimized after a few cleanings.

Overall we think you will be pleased with your newly found best friend and hope this has helped you in your journey to finding a new toy.

Have fun and let us know which one you ultimately decide on; we love hearing from our readers!

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