Secretly Sexy: The Best Discreet Male Sex Toys of 2018

While most of us love a great sex toy as much as the next person, these are mostly substantial in size. Sometimes we like to have something smaller that we can bring on our next trip or hide from roommates. The good news is, some of the discreet toys are just as strong as much as their larger counterparts.

We’ve collected reviews for the best discreet male sex toys of 2018. We will break down their features and their pros and cons so you can purchase with confidence.

Comparison Chart of the Best Discreet Male Sex Toys

Product

Our Rating

Price

Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Compact Male Masturbator

Fifty Shades of Grey A Perfect O Silicone Cock Ring

Lovehoney Classic Silicone Beginner's Butt Plug

Hot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator

Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads

Why it’s Important to be Discreet Sometimes

Quality sex toys come in a variety of sizes, from handheld to more substantial.

While larger toys are perfect for that solo session for fun with your partner, being discreet comes with its own benefits.

Many discreet toys – several models that you will find on our list – are disguised as everyday objects. Your favorite vibrator can look like a sponge, a neck massager, a toiletry item (lipstick vibes are a favorite among women).

These items are the best for travel because they look like anything you would take with you on a routine trip or vacation.

Discreet toys are also valuable If you have a lack of privacy – such as if you still live with your parents or you have roommates.

What looks like a basic neck massager or a sponge to them will be the reason for your toe-curling pleasure.

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Features of our Favorite Discreet Male Sex Toys

Let's take a look at some of the top features that contribute toward discreet male sex toys. 

Size

The most discreet sex toy is very small. Ideally, try choosing an item that can fit in the palm of your hand. You don’t have to sacrifice size for power. Several discreet models have strong motors that really pack a punch.

Travel

These toys fit neatly in your pocket while you are on-the-go, or they travel well by other methods. Toys that you can place into a carrying case, such as a storage box or a toy bag, are more convenient than carrying larger items around with you.

Texture and cleanliness

While most discreet toys range in their texture, choosing the most comfortable toy for you is ideal.

What’s the point in having this amazing toy you can bring anywhere, and you don’t enjoy it? Selecting a model made of silicone or ABS plastic is the best way to go.

The material is non-porous, so they are easier to clean, and they are better for your body. These toys are smooth and comfortable, and they pair well with water-based lubricant.

Metal-free

If you plan on flying with your toy, toys that are metal-free will not set off metal detectors in your luggage. Items that are pure silicone or ABS plastic are the best options for getting through airport security.

Purchasing your batteries when you get to your destination and discarding them before you travel home is much more convenient.

This is where rechargeable toys are at their best. With a toy that recharges with a USB cable or some other means, you don’t have to deal with batteries at all.  

Review of the Best Discreet Male Sex Toys

There are several options when choosing a discreet sex toy. With several makes and models, where do you start?

We’ve reviewed the best discreet male sex toys of the year, breaking down all of the information you need before you select the one that will work for you.

1. Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Compact Male Masturbator

The most popular sex toy among men is the male masturbator. Also known as the pocket pussy, these elongated tubes are simulated to feel like a woman’s vagina, and they are textured for even more pleasure.

Fleshlight is possibly the most famous model of male masturbators, and their styles range from the more discreet to life-sized options.

The Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Compact Male Masturbator is perfectly-sized, fitting in the palm of your hand, for those stressful days at work or those long business trips away from your significant other.

This toy is a compact option that comes in its own clear case, so you can throw it in your briefcase or your luggage.

When you remove it from the case, it is open-ended. You can use either side, and you aren’t limited to a certain amount of space in the tube.

Made of realistic-feel material, the Quickshot Vantage is latex-free and phthalate-free, making it one of the safest masturbators you can enjoy. At only 3.5” long, you can bring this little tube of pleasure anywhere.

The textured nodules inside the canal, combined with your favorite water-based lube, feel just like the real thing. You can leave one end of the case attached for a shorter thrust, or you can completely remove the toy for deeper action.

It is waterproof, making your morning or evening shower much more fun. Clean-up is a breeze with a mild soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner.

The Quickshot Vantage has a ¾” canal, and some girthier men complain that it is too tight on them.

However, a reasonable amount of stretch in the tube gives you the snuggest fit. When lubed up, faster thrusting can make a bit of noise, so it’s best to use alone or in a place with some background noise.

After you clean it, it does take some time to dry, but leaving it in a cool, dry place will ready it for your next adventure. Make sure to add some renewing powder to keep the material soft and supple. 

The Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Compact Male Masturbator is ideal for the frequent traveler or the man who wants to add something extra during solo play.

Pros

  • Latex and phthalate-free
  • Compatible with water-based lube
  • Realistic material is easy to clean
  • Comes in clear case; ideal for travel
  • Open-ended (go through either side)
  • Waterproof, compact male masturbator
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    Textured nodules inside for extra stimulation

Cons

  • Long time to dry after cleaning
  • Noisy when fast thrusting with lube
  • Fits thicker guys tight (3.5” long, ¾” canal)
  • Outside material can get sticky after use (adding renewing powder to your cleaning regimen will prevent this)

Bottom Line

For the man who is always on-the-go, the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Compact Male Masturbator is the best travel companion. It conveniently has its own carrying case, and it is very easy to clean up when you’re done.

Although some larger men have stated that the tube feels a little tight on them, the Quickshot is perfect for men who want to take their solo play to the next level. For even more fun, have your partner use it on you. With its clear material, you can see all of the action.

2. Fifty Shades of Grey A Perfect O Silicone Cock Ring

Fifty Shades of Grey is a cultural phenomenon, and it completely changed the way we view sex toys. Author E.L. James has approved the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey line of sex toys, featuring items that appear in her trilogy.

The Fifty Shades of Grey A Perfect O Silicone Cock Ring is a simple silicone cock ring with no bells and whistles.

It is designed with one goal in mind: keep you harder longer and delay ejaculation. This stretchy ring feels silky against the skin, making it more comfortable for you to wear.

The ring is small enough for travel: it fits in the palm of your hand, and you can easily hide it in a pocket.

Made of pure silicone, you can bring it with you on long business trips or for that long-awaited reunion with your lover.

The Fifty Shades of Grey A Perfect O Silicone Cock Ring is latex-free and phthalate-free, and it is waterproof. You can wear during your shower and tub sessions for even more thrills. The material is easy to clean with a mild soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner.

With a 1.9” inch diameter, it may suit men who have a thicker member best, but this simple and effective ring will keep you going during long sessions.

Pros

  • Latex and phthalate free
  • Small enough for travel
  • Waterproof and easy to clean
  • Simple, stretchy silicone cock ring
  • Silicone feels silky against the skin for your comfort
  • Keeps you harder longer; make orgasms more intense
  • Metal-free; can take on a plane without being searched (metal detector)

Cons

  • For thicker guys (1.9” diameter)

Bottom Line

For no-frills fun, the Fifty Shades of Grey A Perfect O Silicone Cock Ring is a durable and stretchy ring that will keep you going.

Your partner will appreciate your length and girth that seems to go forever. One of the most comfortable cock rings on the market today, this is a must-have for any man.

3. Lovehoney Classic Silicone Extra Petite Beginner’s Butt Plug

If you are interested in anal play, but you aren’t sure where to start, the Lovehoney Classic Silicone Extra Petite Beginner’s Butt Plug is a great place to start.

With only 2.75” of insertable length, this plug is about the size of a pinky. It is flexible, so it will form-fit to your body during your first anal adventure.

Combined with water-based anal lubricant, the smooth and silky feel of the silicone will slide right in.

The material is one of the most hygienic on the market, and it cleans easily with mild soap and water or toy cleaner.

Its size makes it perfect for travel, so you can use the privacy of your next business trip to explore anal play.

This is strictly a starter item, ideal for those who have never experienced anal penetration. Those with even minimal experience have stated that it slips out when it is extra lubed-up, so this toy is only for beginners.

There is a mild “new” smell that takes some time to go away, even with multiple cleanings. Unlike other plugs, which can be more intimidating, the Lovehoney Classic Silicone Extra Petite Beginner’s Butt Plug has an extremely flared base.

While this is meant to keep it in place, it can be uncomfortable for some. However, it is the best first-timer toy for those interested in experimenting with anal play.

Pros

  • Beginner’s anal plug
  • Flared base to hold in place
  • Material is flexible and easy to clean
  • Small pinky-sized plug that isn’t intimidating for newbies
  • Smooth, silky silicone slides in easily with water-based lube

Cons

  • “new” smell takes a while to go away, even with multiple cleanings
  • Some complaints that base has an awkward shape, can be uncomfortable
  • Can slip out for those with minimal experience (2.75” insertable length, 2.8” circumference)

Bottom Line

If you have never tried anal penetration, it can enhance your sexual pleasure in ways you never thought possible.

The Lovehoney Classic Silicone Extra Petite Beginner’s Butt Plug is small enough to stimulate the sensitive nerve endings in your anus, bringing your solo or partner play to new heights.

Although this is for beginners only, its discreet size and smooth texture make it a valuable addition to your toy collection.

4. Hot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator

The Hot Octopuss Picket PULSE Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator is the most discreet pocket pussy on the market…because it doesn’t look like a masturbator at all!

At first glance, it resembles a small sphere with a hook above it. It only measures 3.5” long and 3” wide, but don’t let appearances fool you.

This handheld toy packs a mighty punch! The PULSE is an open-ended masturbator with two motors that deliver five speeds of vibration. Just slide your member between the bottom and the hook for mind-reeling pleasure.

The hook is very flexible, so the toy forms to your size. The hypoallergenic smooth silicone and ABS plastic feel amazing during thrusting, especially after adding water-based lubricant. For even more sensation, try a warming water-based lubricant!

With a push of a button, the vibrations travel throughout the whole toy for extra stimulation. Unlike other masturbators that you can only use when erect, the PULSE is so user-friendly that you can use it when flaccid to get things going.

A spritz of toy cleaner and a cloth are all you need to clean it after your session.

The lightweight masturbator is rechargeable with the included USB cable, so you don’t have to worry about batteries.

The PULSE’s charge time takes a while, and there is no indicator light to tell you when it is finished charging.

However, the wait is worth it in the end. It even comes with its own storage bag. If you travel often, or you are just looking for the most discreet toy you can find, the Hot Octopuss PULSE Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator is a real winner.

Pros

  • Storage bag for travel
  • Can use when hard or flaccid
  • Compatible with water-based lube
  • Hypoallergenic silicone and ABS plastic
  • Push-button activation with 2 motors with 5 speeds of vibration
  • Rechargeable with USB cable
  • Most discreet open-ended male masturbator (3.5” long and 3” wide)

Cons

  • Loud vibrations
  • Buttons can be tricky when you’re in motion
  • Lengthy recharge time (3 hours for 1 hour of use) with no charge light
  • The arm is flexible, but not for the thicker man

Bottom Line

As the most discreet toy on this list, the Hot Octopuss PULSE Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator is perfect for those lonely nights on the road. It is completely user-friendly, with multiple vibration settings and a smooth exterior. Although there is considerable charging time with this toy, it is the best investment you can make.

5. 10 Function Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads

For the experienced anal player, the 10 Function Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads are the ideal discreet toy for everything you need.

This toy is suitable for both men and women, and its hypoallergenic smooth silicone is latex-free and phthalate-free. 

The beads are flexible, so you can create many combinations of pleasure. You can insert the beads straight, or you can bend them for rubbing and stimulation of your erogenous zones.

The rounded tip is easy to insert, and the material glides inside of your body with any water-based anal lubricant.

Although the toy itself is long, the size of the beads aren’t intimidating for those newer to anal play. 

Quiet vibrations with 10 function combinations are excellent for the discreet user; you can enjoy yourself when there are other people around. Just make sure to lock your door! 

These beads are also waterproof, so you can even use them in the shower for a more intense experience.

Although the vibration speeds are out of this world, some have reported that the push-button activation can be tricky. You have to hold the button down to turn it off, and the buttons are extremely sensitive when changing speeds.

Despite the temperamental buttons, the smooth texture and strong vibrations make up for it. The 10 Function Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads are perfect for any user, new and experienced alike.

Pros

  • Quiet vibrations
  • Women can use it too!
  • Size isn’t intimidating (8” insertable length with only 3.25” circumference)
  • Hypoallergenic, smooth silicone is latex-free and phthalate-free
  • Waterproof 10 function vibrating anal beads with push-button activation
  • Rounded tip for easy insertion
  • Completely flexible for rubbing and stimulation of erogenous zones

Cons

  • Have to hold down button to turn off
  • Buttons are sensitive when changing speeds
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Bottom Line

Anal play is exhilarating when you have the right toy. The 10 Function Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads are different than other sets of vibrating anal beads because you can bend them however you like.

They are still firm enough for insertion, but you can find all kinds of different ways to use them for stimulation or penetration. These beads are a must-own item for anyone who uses anal play as a regular part of their sex life.

Conclusion

With all of these options, we believe that any of the above toys would perfectly suit a buyer looking for the most discreet sex toy. Whether you travel or alone time is hard to come by, any of these toys are excellent choices.

Even though these toys are discreet, you don’t have to sacrifice pleasure or quality to find the best item for your needs. We love hearing from our audience, so leave a comment below, telling us your favorite discreet toy!

Jen is a writer and a sex-toy extraordinaire who hails from Louisiana. She holds a Bachelor’s and a Master’s degree in history. When you can pull her away from her rewarding career as a freelance writer, she is usually nose-deep in a book, one of the hundreds that grace her bookshelves. Jennifer and her amazingly supportive husband still call Louisiana home, with their brood of three cats and three guinea pigs.

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