Buyers Guide: John Holmes’ Dildo Review

If you're feeling the urge to spice things up in the bedroom, alone or with your partner, a new dildo may be what you've been missing. They come in a plethora of different models and are a surefire way to set the mood. 

There are a plethora of options available, and our review today is surrounding, John Holmes. For starters, John Holmes is one of the most well-known porn actors. Most of his fame came from his gigantic penis, which was known as being one of the longest, thickest, and hardest in the industry at the time. 

The Doc Johnson, John Holmes dildo, is arguably the king of them all. Modeled after the King of Porn, this model is sure to deliver hours of endless fun.

Main Features

12” long and 2.5” thick, John Holmes' dildo is as close to the real-deal as John himself. The hand-crafted textured veins add extra stimulation, and the model is made from UR3/ultraskyn, a material that is has a soft thermoplastic elastomer. A mixture of polyvinyl chloride and silicone, it's known for its extra realistic comfort.

Another unique feature, and possibly the best feature of all, is the suction cup base. A happy customer said, “...the suction cup is perfect! I just leave this big guy mounted inside my shower and take him for a ride every morning before work. What a way to start your day :-)”.

The suction cup obviously makes this dildo incredibly versatile. Not only can you have fun by yourself, free-hands, but you can do so wherever you choose. How often can one person say they can get themselves off without the use of their hands?

One more thing: this big daddy is made in the USA. One recent shopper said, “ I love the fact that it’s made in the USA. I’ve bought another dildo from Amazon that was made in China and it definitely was not the same quality as this Doc Johnson product.”  The material of this dildo is superb. There’s no quality quite like American quality!

Pros

Material 

Recent customers had nothing but positive things to say about UR3/ultraskyn. This material gives John Holmes' dildo a realistic look and feel, for a super personal experience, even when you’re riding solo.

Texture 

John Holmes' dildo features some incredible details such as a bulging head and veins that are handcrafted. The veins resemble a ribbed condom and it effortlessly enhances stimulation and authenticity.

Suction Cup

This feature allows the John Holmes dildo to be mounted anywhere, leaving your hands free to fulfill any other desires. The dildo can be placed vertically, horizontally, or any other way you can fathom.

O-Ring Harness Compatible

The John Holmes dildo features a flared base, meaning you can utilize its O-Ring harness and convert it from a dildo to a strap on. Make sure to select the correct size O-Ring and then simply slide the dildo through through via the base.

Vac-U-Lock Compatible 

The Vac-U-Lock system was actually invented by the Doc Johnson company. Most strap-ons only function with an O-ring and their set-ups are excellent; however, they come with some downfalls related to compatibility.

The Vac-U-Lock system is plug and play, meaning you can pull this item straight from the box, wash it off, and put it to use. Simply, push the John Holmes dildo onto the Vac-U-Lock plug, and you're ready to go.

Easy to clean

Simply wash this toy with soap and warm water after each use. This should also be done beforehand to ensure freshness.

Vac-U-Lock Powder Included

Use this powder after washing your toy to prevent it from getting tacky. Be sure to also sprinkle some into the Vac-U-Lock hole to make removal easier each time.

USA Made

Who doesn't like to keep their business right where it benefits us most? 

Cons

Size

Though this dildo may be intensely pleasurable due to its size, it may be too large for some. Those who are less experienced should keep in mind that this dildo is above average in regards to size and may take some getting use to - and plenty of lube. 

Suction cup

Some customers report that the suction cup does not stay suctioned well to surfaces. They also report that the suction cup is prone to tearing. Both are a result of material and massive size.

To combat this, try positioning the John Holmes dildo vertically, instead of horizontally (i.e. up-right on the bathtub versus doggy style on the wall of the shower). And if you're having troubles getting the suction cup to stick, try adding some lube to the base of the cup. 

Not Very Stiff

Stiffness is important as it allows for easier and less awkward penetration. Because people use this dildo in conjunction with a suction cup, they often use it in a variety of places. Some recent customers reported that they wished this toy were a little more stiff while playing. 

Smell 

The material puts off a strong and unpleasant odor, and most customers reported that this dissipated after washing the dildo. Don't worry, this 'new toy' smell won't forever. 

What is John Holmes Dildo Best For?

The life-like material and suction cup functionality, makes John Holmes' dildo ideal for anyone craving a realistic experience. Even if you're engaging in some solo fun, your hands are able to run wild and explore. This dildo is also best for advanced users and those seeking a fuller than usual feeling.

Bottom Line

The bottom line here is that if you're willing to take a risk and buy a John Holmes dildo, it's definitely worth the purchase. All “size queens” out there are sure to love the stretch this toy provides.

Though the suction cup could be more durable and the dildo stiffer, these are manageable problems compared to the overall benefit received. The fact that the toy can be suctioned onto just about any surface and used hands-free, will grant you the ability to satisfy yourself in more ways than most.This American made Doc Johnson marvel is well crafted, versatile, and undoubtedly able to provide one hell of a ride.

We hope this review has greatly contributed to the success of any future orgasms. If something stood out to you, or you'd like to share feedback about your own experience, be sure to drop a comment below and let us know. We love hearing from our community and would love to hear from you.

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