LOVENSE Lush Vibrator Review | Complete Buyer’s Guide 2018

The Lovense Lush Vibrator merges technology with pleasure in what is advertised as “the most powerful Bluetooth remote control vibrator.”

Who knew that one day Bluetooth wouldn’t just refer to that slightly dorky-looking device inside businessmen’s ears?

The Lush is made by Lovense, a company featuring technologically advanced sex toys and promoting a philosophy of “teledildonics.”

Lovense created the Lush in 2017, so it’s still one of the newest toys out on the market.

The Lush’s premise is that it’s essentially remote-controlled via the Lush app from anywhere in the world – so it is a discreet, silent vibrator that can be worn at home or in public, and controlled by your partner whether they are with you in the moment, or you’re separated by distance.

Main Features

The Lovense Lush is built with a vibrating egg attached to a long Bluetooth antenna that extends up towards the clitoris area. It is completely invisible under clothing and has a silent vibration, so public use is discreet if you and your partner are into that kind of daredevil activity.

As mentioned above, it is controlled via a separate app on yours or your partner’s phone, integrating your sex life with your technology life. What’s more, the vibration patterns are unlimited – there’s an area in the app where you can even create your own.

The Lovense is awesome for those who may want to break outside of the mold of a regular vibrator, and also outside of the range of a regular vibrator: the Bluetooth is accessible from up to thirty feet away, but if you switch from Bluetooth to your phone’s internet, it can pick up signals at ANY distance.

So if you and your partner are separated by a drive, a flight, or even another country, they can still activate your Lush.

Pros

The main pro of the Lovense Lush vibrator is its strength – because it’s an internal vibrator, it is stronger than most of the other remote-controlled vibrators out there on the market, from eggs to wearable vibrators to vibrating panties.

The internal component of the vibrator has a specially crafted curved egg shape specifically designed to stimulate the wearer’s G-spot, and there are definitely no complaints regarding its functionality there.

Another unique pro the Lovense Lush has going for it is its technological adaptability. What other vibrator out there can be controlled via a smartphone app? 

The Lovense Lush is ideal for long distance relationships with its versatile app, which also has a messaging aspect that can send images so partners can record each other’s pleasure.

For couples who are physically closer to each other, the Lush opens up a ton of possibilities for naughty public play.

The vibrator itself is nearly silent when inserted, and one partner can activate the vibrations using the app to get the other partner off in a public place.  

The Lush is designed to stay in place and read the Bluetooth or internet signal – so you and your partner can go as crazy (or as discreet) as you’d like.

Cons

Although there is much to recommend about the Lovense Lush, there are also areas where it could do better. The technology aspects of the vibrator experience are super cool and difference, but the flip side of their awesomeness is that they can take a little while to get used to.

The Lush should definitely not be a first-time sex toy – you’re going to want to have other toys available while you’re figuring the Lush out!

There are also some physical drawbacks to the Lovense Lush. The external aspect of the vibrator, the antenna that allows for the Bluetooth connection, can be a little misleading.

This antenna vibrates along with the internal egg, but it does not vibrate fast enough or strong enough to provide the experience of a clitoral orgasm.

Additionally, the interior egg may be considered a bit short by some users, though it does touch right up against your G-spot.

The biggest complaint with the Lovense Lush is that sometimes clothing can impair the Bluetooth signal from getting through, meaning public play can be a little stop-and-go…although that could also be part of the fun.

What is the Lush Vibrator Best For?

The Lovense Lush vibrator is ideal for those in long-distance relationships who want to up their long-distance love game by injecting a little technology into the mix.

With the Lush’s versatile app, even those engaging in solo play can have a fantastic time (let’s reiterate the fact that there are unlimited vibration patterns…and has it been mentioned yet that you can pair your vibrations to match up along with a specific song? Ginuwine’s “Pony,” anyone?).

But with a partner, the flexibility of the pleasure opportunities skyrocket, whether you want to have your partner control your pleasure long-distance, or from across the table at a streetside café for a bit of a naughty twist.

It is impossible to beat the Lovense Lush’s Bluetooth and internet capabilities, and when those are paired with its sexy, G-spot stimulating design, it’s difficult to beat the Lovense Lush, period.

If you’re looking for a great time with a great vibrator, the Lovense Lush is for you. The Lush really steps up the sex toy game through its seamless merge with everyday technology via a smart phone app.

Whether you’re looking for solo, partner, or long-distance play, the Lovense Lush is an amazing option that will take you down never-before-explored avenues of earth-shattering pleasure.

“After finishing my Masters of Public Health in Human Sexuality, my entrepreneurial spirit and love for writing led me on a blissful path. I set out to create a safe space for people to learn about sexual wellness and gain sound advice on some playful toys. With some help from a few friends, Bliss Bumble was formed – I guess you could say we’re just a couple busy bees.”

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